1. Do you think leprechauns make wishes when the clock displays 11:11 or on falling stars?
2. Why do guys always have to put the toliet seat down? Why can't women lift it up for us.
3. I find it strange that people who are against gay marriage love The Muppets. They don't want a man to marry another man but they have no problem with a frog marrying a pig. So... no to same sex marriage but yes to interspecies puppet love.
4. Do you think when birds look for houses they will say no to places that have too much bird poop in them?
5. If you accidentally walk into someone's butt are you supposed to apologize or compliment them?
6. You know how pregnant women get sick of people touching their bellies? Do you think the Pillsbury Doughboy gets tired of people poking his?
