Thursday, March 20, 2014

5 Ways To Tell Your Boyfriend Is A Closet Wrestling Fan

   1.  You know how sometimes when you go out to eat your food is a little cold? Instead of asking the waiter to warm it up a little more, he power slams the waiter through the table.

   2.  After church when you are telling the priests and bishops how much you enjoyed the service,  your boyfriend is attempting to trap them in the figure four leg lock.

   3.  Instead of giving the 'good luck toast' at your brother's wedding,  your boyfriend proceeds to challenge your brother to a Hell in the Cell no disqualification grudge match. He might also drop the microphone.

   4.  The belt your boyfriend wears, you know... the one he claims to have bought in Texas, bares a striking resemblance to the WWE World Championship Belt.

   5.  Your boyfriend introduces himself to your friends and family as Captain Shiver.