TMGEEZ: Paramount Announces New Friday the 13th Movie

  We at TMGEEZ Entertainment News figured it had to happen sooner or later. Just in time for Halloween, Paramount Pictures has announced plans for a new Friday the 13th sequel.

  According to Frank Mancuso Jr, who produced the original films and is slated to helm the current sequel, the movie picks up after Jason's epic battle against Freddy. Jason is back at Camp Crystal Lake and ready for an all new camp staff to terrorize.

  All those involved with the film, tentatively titled Friday the 13th: Jason Believes, swear this is not going to be your father's Friday the 13th. Mancuso promises many changes. All of which he is keeping a tight lid on. All that is except for one.

  In an attempt to build buzz over the new movie, Mancuso released the names of actors and actresses already attached to the movie. The first few names on the list you will make you say, "Cool, I can seem them in this." There are a few names you won't even come close to recognizing. Even if you IMDB them. The last night name on the list you kind of expect to be a nobody, but in fact, he is the biggest star in the movie next to Jason.



Mancuso wouldn't give us a picture from the film, so we had
cousin do it. He's still learning Photoshop. Good job, Mark.

  Fresh from his 3-D concert film, Never Say Never, Justin Bieber has signed on to play Dirk Stone, the camp counselor in charge of all water activities.

  "I know a million people just moaned at the name of Justin Bieber being part of the Friday the 13th franchise, but it makes perfect sense," Mancuso assured. "We figure all his fans will come see the movie, because for the first ten minutes, he wakes around without his shirt on. And we figure all the people who don't like him will come to see him get killed."

  It definitely seems this movie will have a little bit for everyone. Action, horror, comedy and a shirtless Justin Bieber. There is also talk that Justin will have two songs on the soundtrack.

  Friday the 13th part 12 is scheduled for a 2014 release.

 

The Last Lines - Friday the 13th Edition

  As Fall gets closer and closer, I feel myself slipping into Halloween mode. When I walk through the grocery stores I feel my eyes drifting towards the aisles and aisles of Halloween candy. Now, instead of wanting a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, I want a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup shaped like a pumpkin. My appetite isn't the only thing undergoing changes. Suddenly, my apartment doesn't look right unless I have Halloween Garland and little goofy figurines of monsters everywhere.

  I'll just say it. Halloween is my favorite holiday of the year. So, when I heard some friends discussing how cheesy the last line in some horror film was, it got me to thinking about the last lines in other movies. I checked a few movies out and what I found is some movies have awesome heart pumping last lines and others make you go, "Really? You really just said that?".

  I've decided that during this wonderful season of leaves changing colors and cool nights, now and then I will bring you the last lines to some famous and a few not so famous horror films. And I figured there could be no better films to start with than those that make up the Friday the 13th franchise.

  The first Friday the 13th movie (Yep, there's more than one.) was released in 1980. The series centers on Jason Voorhees, who drowned as a boy at Camp Crystal Lake due to the negligence of the camp staff.  Decades later, the lake is rumored to be "cursed" and becomes the setting for a series of mass murders. A neat little fact, Jason didn't show up until the second movie. His mom did all the killing in the first one. Oh... um... spoilers.

  The thing I like about the Friday the 13th movies is that the franchise is a perfect example of how last lines can run the gamete between super cheesy and to butt kicking awesome. You can decide which are which.

THE LAST LINES TO THE FRIDAY THE 13th MOVIES.


Friday the 13th

Cop: Ma'am we didn't find any boy.
Alice: But he...then he's still there.

 

Friday the 13th Part 2

Ginny: Paul? Paul...Where's Paul?

 

Friday the 13th Part 3

 

Cop: She must have flipped out. The poor kid's been through hell. All of her friends...I'll take her
Chris: (Hysterical Sobbing) Aah! Ha ha ha ha!

Friday the 13th Part 4 The Final Chapter

Trish: (Seeing her brother as he enters the hospital room) Tommy.

Friday the 13th Part 5 A New Beginning

Pam: Oh my God.

Friday the 13th Part 6

Tommy: It’s over. It’s finally over. Jason’s home.

Friday the 13th Part 7 The New Blood

Nick: Jason? Where's Jason?
Tina: We took care of him.

Friday the 13th Part 8 Jason Takes Manhattan

Sean: I heard there's a statue here that's 22 stories tall.
Dog approaches
Rennie: Toby.

Friday the 13th Part 9 Jason Goes To Hell

Jessica: Go...To...Hell!
Steven: Oh no. (as Jason tried to pull him down.)

Friday the 13th Jason X

Jason plummets from space looking like a shooting star and crashes in a lake on an earth like planet
Girl: Look at that.
Boy: A shooting star. Make a wish.
Girl: It landed in the lake.
Boy: Let's go check it out

Freddy vs Jason

Lori: Welcome to my world, bitch!

Friday the 13th (reboot)

Whitney: Jason...Say hi to mommy...in hell.




 

 

The Camping Drinking Game

  Let’s face it people. Camping in and of itself is fun. It’s a great chance to get away from the usual daily grind and relax with some friends.  And yes, do a little drinking. It seems everyone I know is either going camping soon or has already been. So with everyone getting back to nature, I kind of wanted to do my part to make their getaway even more fun. That’s when I remembered that while camping with my girlfriend, at one point in the night we mentioned how there should be a camping drinking game. So, fast forward to two days later, and here it is. I know there are other camping related drinking games out there, but I like to think mine is a little different. See in mine, not only do you take drinks but sometimes  there are actions you must complete as well.

  And with that out of the way I wish you happy camping. Don’t forget to print up a copy or two of the rules to bring with. By the way, for the next few weeks I will probably keep updating the rules. Cheers.

 RULES TO THE CAMPING DRINKING GAME

-  You and your friends have 30 minutes to get all your tents up.  If you can’t get them up in 30 minutes take a drink. And take a drink for every additional five minutes it takes to get them all up.

-  Last person to get his or her  air mattress inflated takes a drink. If you only have one air mattress to inflate the person wearing the most blue takes a drink.

-  The person who gathers the least amount of firewood takes a drink and must jump over the fire three times. If you have to buy your firewood, everyone takes a drink but the person who bought it.

-  Everyone gets five minutes to try and start the fire. If you can’t start it take a drink. Keep going until someone starts it, then that person can pick one other person to take two additional  drinks.

-  When someone says, “What was that?” that person takes a drink. If they say it 5 times total, then that person takes a drink and has to go see what was making the noise.

-  Every time someone makes a reference to the Friday the 13^th movies, that person takes a drink.

-  If you shine your flashlight in someone’s eyes, take a drink. You must allow the person you just flashed to put one strand of hair off your arm.

-  If you see a falling star everyone takes a drink

-  If you are roasting marshmallows and yours falls off the stick, you take a drink. Successful cook 5 marshmallows in a row and you may claim one marshmallow from any person you choose.

-  If you see any wild animal besides a bird you have to call out the name of the animal you saw in an English accent. The last person to call out the name of the animal has to drink and imitate the animals calls as he/she walks around the other camp grounds.

-  Every time you walk out of the bathroom and exclaim, ‘OMG!!!', everyone takes a drink.

-  Every time someone wishes they had a tv, everyone takes a drink.

-  The first person to put a hockey mask and a jump suit on and walk around the entire camp ground can pick two people to take three drinks. You may want to do your research before hand and make sure no one at the other campsites just came back from hunting.

-  Anyone with green on their underwear has to take two drinks then stand in the middle of their campsite and sing, “I’m a little tea pot”.

-  At midnight, the person with the most denim must take a drink.

-  Anyone who seems shocked that there are wild animals in the wild, has to take a drink.

-  The person who somehow manages to get out of cleaning or cooking anything has to take three drinks and bow down before everyone and say "I'm not worthy."

-  The person who tries to steal other peoples beers (you know the person I mean right) when caught has to chug the stolen beer.

-  Every time someone picks up a stick and spins it like a wanna be ninja, that person takes a drink.

-  Every time someone goes to use the bathroom, drink until they get back.

-  The first person to wake up must get the fire going or take a drink. No time limit this time, because if you are up after drinking so much, you deserve a break.

-  Every time you check Facebook or Twitter from your phone, take a drink.

-  Take one random drink at some point during the day.

-  Walk over to another campsite and start laughing like an evil super villain for three minutes. When done return to your own campsite where everyone must drink but the villain.

-  In a burping contest, the person with the weakest burp must drink and acknowledge the superior lungs of the other person in front of the group.

Friday The Bore-Teenth

  Friday the 13th is one of my favorite days of the year. It ranks right up  there with Halloween and Bruce Campbell movies. This time though, I just didn't feel like it delivered. I mean, I wasn't expecting to spend the day running from some monster in a hockey mask, but still. I was hoping for a little excitement. Instead, this is how my day went.

  I woke up and poured myself a huge bowl of Rice Krispie Treats Cereal. Anyone who has ever had a bowl of Rice Krispies knows there is never enough sugar on them. So, I opened the cabinet and started fishing around for my sugar bowl. Being the graceful person that I am, instead of grabbing the sugar, I knocked an open bag of salt on to the floor. Luckily, it was only half full. When I reached for a towel, I slipped on some of the salt and fell. When I fell my hands went up and swung wildly. Smack. I felt my hand slam hard into what I am assuming was a bottle of Pepsi. The Pepsi bottle flew across the room and smashed into a mirror.

  As the pieces clattered onto the floor, I was like Frak this.  That was just way to much stuff to pick up. I would do the guy thing and just get  it later. I snagged my backpack and headed out the door. The hallway to my apartment reeked. At first I couldn't tell what it was, but then I saw the ladder and the painter. Whatever, I was late for work. I lightly jogged down the hallway, ducked under the ladder and ran down the stairs. Outside I stopped for a moment to adjust my backpack when a cute little black cat ran by me. I think it was chasing a butterfly. It ran in front of me about four times. Cute thing. As I looked at the cat, I noticed the sidewalk looked like a cracked egg. Hopefully, the renting company fixes that soon. I probably stepped on every crack on the way to my truck.

  The rest of the day was pretty much the same. I think the most exciting thing that happened was after I broke my sixth mirror, I swallowed a bee. Not sure how it found its way into Target, but there you have it. A Friday the 13th that differed from no other day. I feel cheated. I feel slighted. I feel...the ground shaking??? Oh look, a mountain with fire and smoke shooting out of it just appeared in downtown Madison. I wonder what that will do.