2. How do you have 30 some items in a 10 item or less line?
3. If I "accidentally" knock your box Captain Crunch on to the floor, does that mean I get to go ahead of you and your creepy child who is starring at the cashier like he might go all C
hildren-of-the-Corn on him at any moment?
4. You would think '10 items or less' would mean you would get through the line faster, but the store balances that out by putting their slowest person on that register.
5. What is that purple stuff on the floor and why does it look like it is crawling?
6. Now, how did I just get kicked out of the '10 items or less' line for having 11 items when the guy in front of me made it through with at least 30 items? I bet he is totally sleeping with the cashier.
