Seriously, if one more person asks me what my New Year's resolutions are, I swear I'm going to scream. And not just regular old scream, I'm going to hit octaves that will make Mariah Carey go, "Damn!".
Of course, I made a few resolutions. Everyone makes them just not everyone talks about them. I try not to ask people what their resolutions are. To me, asking someone what their resolutions are is you basically telling that person there is something flawed about them and you are kind of just checking in to make sure they have a plan for correcting that flaw.
Sure I know I could use a little work here and there, who can't. Even that guy at my gym who looks like God himself painted on his abs could use a breath strip or two. Yeah, women may go crazy over your body, but what good is that if they are passing out when they get within a few inches of your face.
And when you think about it, resolutions aren't even all that interesting. I feel as if people are expecting me to say something super profound when they inquire about my resolutions, but they aren't. Take a second to recall all the resolutions you have heard. It's always things like 'trying to be a better person' or 'going to the gym more' or 'working less'.
By the way, the aforementioned revolutions are like the top three on my list. A few others on my list are to eat better, to stop photo-bombing at weddings and to try and read more. Really basic boring stuff. I hope by sharing a few of my resolutions people will no longer feel the need to constantly ask me what they are.
I'm sure people are probably saying to themselves, "Is that it". The answer is, of course that's not it. That is, however, all I feel like sharing with you for now. If there is stuff you think I missed, please feel free to email me jkoukas1@gmail.com about it. I'll compile all of your suggestions into a list and post it on Wednesday. Also, if feel like just saying something nice I'll post that too. Heck, if you have a few predictions for the upcoming year, I will post those too. Essentially, anything you send me, I will post.
Happy New Year everybody.
