Tuesday, February 5, 2013

The Beyonce Conspiracy

  Well folks, that's it. This past Sunday the Baltimore Ravens triumphed over the San Fransisco 49ers winning the Superbowl and bringing this season of football to a close. But what a way to go.

  People normally watch the Superbowl for two reasons. 1) You are a huge football fan and you want to see the best of the best face off in an all out battle. 2) You watch for the all the commercials that are made specifically to air during the Superbowl and never again.

  Whatever your reason for watching this year, the Superbowl provided a few bonus surprises for everyone to talk about.

  I know when I went to work yesterday I assumed I would hear nothing but either people complaining that their team lost and that the refs are all paid off or how their team destroyed and dominated the other team. Surprising there was very little of that. What, almost everyone, really seemed to interested in was the Beyonce and the black out.

  There is no denying Beyonce put on one of the best half time shows I've seen in a long time. It was fun, exciting and full of energy. As I watched her performance I knew that the next day there would be some groups who would cry out the show was to sexy and others would try to prove Beyonce was lip syncing. What I wasn't expecting was The Illuminati.

  For those of you who don't know, The Illuminati is an alleged conspiratorial organization which is alleged to mastermind events and control world affairs through governments and corporations to establish a New World Order. Allegedly.

  The action that has people linking Beyonce to the Illuminati occurred at the end of her half time show. Beyonce made the triangle sign with her hands which is the symbol used by the super secret organization. I suppose it didn't help that soon after flashing the symbol, The Mercedes-Benz Superdome (a name that rolls right off the tongue) was plunged into a 34 minute black out.

  Some people took this as a sign that the Illuminati were showing their strength and how far their control goes. Others believe the black out was just a distraction so the Illuminati could accomplish their actual goal.
  On the other hand, people are saying she was actually making a diamond, which we all know is the symbol used by her husband's, Jay-Z, recording label.

  I'm with these people. I am 100% sure Beyonce was making a diamond symbol with her hands, but I'm also sure it had nothing to do with her husband. I believe she was truly giving a shout out to her hero and idol, Diamond Dallas Page, who signature move was making a diamond shape with his hands before taking out his opponents.

  Not many people know that Beyonce is a huge wrestling fan. It's not surprising really. When Beyonce was still in Destiny's Child, her manager told her wrestling fans to not sell records. So, she started to downplay her love of the entertainment sport and eventually stopped bringing it up altogether, but if you do your research you can find a few stories detailing the time she met Diamond Dallas Page. The two have been friends since.

  I know Beyonce throwing up the diamond as a tribute to Diamond Dallas Page isn't as exciting as her being  a part of the Illuminati, but it's true. I know this, because once, at a WCW wrestling show in Chicago I saw Beyonce hanging out with Diamond Dallas Page after the show and I saw her make the diamond symbol with her hands. It was the same way she did it at the Superbowl.

  It all boils down to an all grown up wrestling fan just saying hi to a friend.

  BANG!