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Life Tips From Lord Dark Helmet

The most powerful Spaceball in the galaxy, Lord Dark Helmet offers up some advice on how to deal with slow drivers by sharing his method for peacefully dealing with such meager distractions.

Alabama Church Uses Hitler and Hoover To Inspire

  I know religion has finally embraced the idea of advertising in an attempt to fill more seats on Sundays which I think is a great and creative concept. The only problem is, I really think some churches may want to consider hiring a professional.  Someone who can capture the hearts of the people without offending anyone.

  Did you hear that, Life Savers Ministries in Alabama? Its okay to ask for help. In fact, I'm begging you to do it. Or at the least, go with your gut feeling when it tells you something might not be quite right. That way, you might put a quote from Herbert Hoover up on your billboard to start with instead of one from Adolf Hitler. 

  

5 Things You Will Never Hear The Pope Say

  1,  Last night my friends and I stole a bunch of my mom's tampons so we could tie them together and make kick butt nun

Ugh. I can't believe I said that.

chucks.

  2.  Come on Mtv. I'm sick of waiting for you to air new episodes of Teen Mom.

  3. I need to man scape more often.

  4.  Hey you. Hey you. Pull my finger and I promise to bless you.

  5.  So, last night I met this girl at the bar and then her boyfriend showed up. Things got real... fast.

   

The Real World: Illustra - Redbox

Here is this weeks excerpt from The Real World: Illustra.

  This is the true story... of several heroes... picked to live in a state of the art beach house... and have their lives taped... to find out what happens... when people stop being polite... and start getting real... The Real World... Illustra.