Thursday, December 12, 2013

Things I Thought About While I Was On My Lunch Break

1.  Hong Kong Phooey is the Billie Dee Williams of cartoon characters.

2.  Is the Bigfoot in the 'Messing With Sasquatch' commercials related to the Bigfoot in 'Harry and the Hendersons'.

3.  My girlfriend.  (I would like to point out that these are in no particular order. )

4.  How has Santa never been brought up on breaking and entering charges?

5.  How do we know for sure that in the entire world, no two snowflakes are alike? I would like to see the research.

6.  How  does one go about finding a good pie fight?