Are you desperately trying to learn more about that person you are seeing, but aren't sure how to do it. Well forget about all the social media stalking, astrology charts and fortune cookies.
Tonight I discovered there is one sure fire method to learning everything you ever wanted to know about someone. Find out what cheese they like to eat. Figure this out and you will have all the answers you need. At least according to a recent article in The Huffington Post.
Below is a brief summary of what your favorite cheese says about you.
Cheese Types: Brie, Camembert, and Other Runny, Creamy Cheeses
You like to take it slow and savor the moment. We only get one shot to live, so why not indulge, right? You also really love crackers.
Cheese Types: Mozzarella
You are laid back, friendly and never sweat the small stuff. You like to keep things simple, but somehow throw the best dinner parties. Your friends refer to you as a "class act."
Cheese Types: Burrata
You are just like a mozzarella-lover, except older, wiser and more entertaining at parties. We love you.
Cheese Types: Cheddar
You are reliable and trustworthy. Your friends call you the "mayor" when you go out, because everyone seems to know you. You are probably afraid that you are boring, but you make everyone around you incredibly comfortable and can adapt to just about any situation.
Cheese Types: Feta
You are an unexpected daredevil. People probably say, "I didn't think you had it in you" to you a lot. But you knew you did. You knew it the whole time.
Cheese Types: Gorgonzola
Sometimes you think everyone at the party is talking too quietly and you wish they'd speak up to match your volume. You love karaoke, swing dancing and shouting, "WOO HOO" when you're having fun.
Cheese Types: Gjetost (Norwegian Brown Cheese)
You are Norwegian.
Cheese Types: Goat Cheese
People always tell you that you "march to the beat of your own drummer," but you think you're actually pretty normal. You love long walks on the beach, red wine and 80s action movies.
Cheese Types: American Cheese
You are sweet, but you might not have ever left your hometown. You definitely love grilled cheese sandwiches and cartoons. OH, you might be nine -- are you nine?
Cheese Types: Gouda
You understand the value of waiting for something to be perfect before you enjoy it. You also have great freaking taste in cheese.
Cheese Types: Limburger
You are a contrarian, plain and simple. If someone says "black," you say "white." If someone says "peas," you say "carrots." If someone says "please don't eat that godforsaken smelly cheese," you say "pass me some of that delicious smelly cheese, please."
Cheese Types: Gruyere
You are a fan of the classics. You prefer the symphony to a rock and roll show, and a glass of Burgundy to a fancy new micro-brew. You also love fondue, which is about as wise a life choice as you can make.
Cheese Types: Parmesan
You love to remind people that Parmesan is the UNDISPUTED KING OF CHEESE.
How accurate this method of divining a person's personality is I can't say for sure. What I do know for certain is that eating cheese is yummy. So, if you really have to research someone, I can't think if a more tasty way to do it.
