Six Things I Thought About While On My Lunch Break

  Pam was a little bit busy tonight, so that gave me some time to let my mind wander and here are the things that popped in there.

  1.  Does the Easter Bunny have a wife? If not where do
all his kids come from?

  2.  Do cookies have sex? If not how do they make more?

  3.  When they make an Oreo cookie, do the cookies tell their friends that they had a three way?

  4.  Why are there no bacon flavored jelly beans?

  5.  Do you think priests and bishops have breakaway religious clothes?

  6.  Why don't they put candy machines in the bathrooms? Because you know that's where you get the hungriest.